We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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