He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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