Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I fill condoms, not promises.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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