There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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