do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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