Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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