i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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