cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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