Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
please come you make the beer taste better
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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