Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
where does the pee come out of this thing
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
