Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
