apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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