Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Randomize
