they need to just BURY HIM!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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