I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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