You work out of a Hotel?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
