fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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