I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Man, jail baloney is awful.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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