It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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