He kissed a someone with a penis
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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