wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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