i was born a porn star she said
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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