Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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