If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Randomize
