going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
why is half of my head shaved?
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