New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
