You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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