Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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