Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
