the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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