Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
