Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
is it fun? or sober?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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