True but thats because hes a fetus.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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