i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My ass is underappreciated
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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