you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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