somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am naked and annoyed.
Dicks are not precious.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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