at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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