of course. lets lasso hookers.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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