Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
