So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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