KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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