My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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