$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
