She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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