CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
