she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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