party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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