She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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