I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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