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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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