who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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