I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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