did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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